Post by AceofSleep on Oct 25, 2012 0:54:48 GMT -5
This is a list of why characters would be banned from stores or arrested IRL for something that is a characteristic of their actual character. blah blah blah...
Mario - Banned from Wall-mart for Gomba stomping trampolines.
Sonic - Arrested causing too many accidents on the highway after stealing rings from the jewelery store.
Flynn Taggert (aka Doom guy) - Arrested for mass theft of ammo and weapons.
Ranger (Quake Guy or w/e he is) - Property damage from rocket jumping.
Link - Banned from Pottery stores.
Browser - Banned from the furniture store for sitting chairs and what not on fire, arrested for kidnapping
Pac man - Banned from going to cemeteries.
TMNT - Arrested for stealing too much pizza.
Bat Man - Arrested for breaking and entering a haunted cave resort.
Star fox - Arrested for stealing jewelery with Sonic after barrel rolling into the store.
Pokemon trainers - arrested for kidnapping and illegally training numerous animals as well as illegal animal fights.
Pikachu - Arrested for overloading electronic accessories at Best Buy.
Strife Guy and rebellion - arrested and executed for attempting to overthrow the government.
Sora - Arrested for sexual harassment against Rikku.
Crash Bandicoot - arrested for stealing peaches and smashing numerous wooden crates.
Spyro - Arrested for stealing gems, burning 4 security officers, and ramming sheep to death
Gex - Banned from electronic stores, stealing too many TV remotes
Turok - banned from dinosaur museums, and checked in at mental ward for having delusions about dinosaurs.
Gordan Freeman - Arrested for not communicating with FBI agents after stealing Black Mesa armor as well as banned from Hardware stores.
Nick "Havoc" Parker - arrested for not listening to orders, stealing military vehicles, and single-handedly destroying multiple Nod bases
Robbit - banned from mushrooms(not sure if jumping flash is too obscure).
Chell - Arrested for teleporting cars into the ocean
Enderman - Executed for being alive
Mario - Banned from Wall-mart for Gomba stomping trampolines.
Sonic - Arrested causing too many accidents on the highway after stealing rings from the jewelery store.
Flynn Taggert (aka Doom guy) - Arrested for mass theft of ammo and weapons.
Ranger (Quake Guy or w/e he is) - Property damage from rocket jumping.
Link - Banned from Pottery stores.
Browser - Banned from the furniture store for sitting chairs and what not on fire, arrested for kidnapping
Pac man - Banned from going to cemeteries.
TMNT - Arrested for stealing too much pizza.
Bat Man - Arrested for breaking and entering a haunted cave resort.
Star fox - Arrested for stealing jewelery with Sonic after barrel rolling into the store.
Pokemon trainers - arrested for kidnapping and illegally training numerous animals as well as illegal animal fights.
Pikachu - Arrested for overloading electronic accessories at Best Buy.
Strife Guy and rebellion - arrested and executed for attempting to overthrow the government.
Sora - Arrested for sexual harassment against Rikku.
Crash Bandicoot - arrested for stealing peaches and smashing numerous wooden crates.
Spyro - Arrested for stealing gems, burning 4 security officers, and ramming sheep to death
Gex - Banned from electronic stores, stealing too many TV remotes
Turok - banned from dinosaur museums, and checked in at mental ward for having delusions about dinosaurs.
Gordan Freeman - Arrested for not communicating with FBI agents after stealing Black Mesa armor as well as banned from Hardware stores.
Nick "Havoc" Parker - arrested for not listening to orders, stealing military vehicles, and single-handedly destroying multiple Nod bases
Robbit - banned from mushrooms(not sure if jumping flash is too obscure).
Chell - Arrested for teleporting cars into the ocean
Enderman - Executed for being alive
